Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dear Mr or Ms Scary Elite Mob,

Yes, you are certainly very scary and we fully recognize and respect your scariness. However, Jess and I need X from you. So in the pursuit of X, one of two things are going to happen:

1. You will die
2. We will die

Now, in the unlikely event that the second option occurs, we would like to let you know beforehand that K is a dedicated healer and Jess is a full on tank. You don't even want to see K's mana bar and Jess' health bar. So if we have to tustle, you will focus on Jess, K will heal her, and Jess will do some damage. However, since Jess is a tank, she will not be able to do much damage.

Well, what does this mean for you? This means that even if we die, this will be a very very LONG fight. You will be just absolutely spent and exhausted. Do you really want to go there? Why not just save us all the trouble and just hand over said item X and we can each go on our merry and respective ways?

Think about it and let us know.

Jess and K

Hee hee... I felt compelled to write this letter after Jess and I's experiences with some quests we duoed in Netherstorm and Shadowmoon.


  1. LOL!!! Thanks K. You made my morning. ;)

  2. LOL! Cracked me up too!

    (I generally run in a 3-some: either tank/healer/dps, or tank/2x DPS, or 3x DPS--do you have ANY idea how much damage 3 hunters, or 2 hunters and a balanced druid can deal??)

    Thanks, K :)

  3. I have to say I love having my tank/resto at my back (well at my front since i'm usually behind the mob) But the most fun I've had on this game to date is still Molk, Atania, Jess, You and myself running instances.
    I mean what does the tank do when 3 rogues are sappin' everyone lol.

  4. Kestrel, you'd probably totally laugh at seeing Jess and I. Well we actually laugh at ourselves in those situations as well.