Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sons of Perverts

Now I've mentioned before that I call the Sons of Hodir, the Sons of Perverts because of the dirty natured dailies those bastards give out. If you weren't convinced... here is a summary of some very funny conversations from the other day. (I was laughing too hard during the conversations and forgot to take screenshots).

Jess: I've never done Thrusting the Spear.
K: OMG!
Jess: Yeah, I'm a spear virgin.
K: Wow, well it gives you the most rep for the rep grind so you should do it.
Jess: Where and how do I get the quest?
K: Come to K hon, come to K. Up here.
Jess: Um, I can't get the quest, I don't see anything.
K: What? Well maybe you are missing some prequest. Hmmmm... if you can't thrust the spear, you may just have to make do with oiling the helm. Just oil the helm baby, looks like that's all you can do for now.
Couple seconds later
Jess: Oh, I see. I have to do Raising the Spear first in order to thrust it.
K: Ums yeah... if your spear wasn't raised, not much I could have done to help ya there. So is it creepy if I come watch you thrust your first spear?
Jess goes for first attempt
Jess: F!
K: You died?
Jess: Yeah, I didn't know what to expect. I thought I'd be on top.
K: Oh my.
Jess goes for second attempt
Jess: Hell yeah!
K: You did it?
Jess: Yep. /smokes cigarette

5 comments:

  1. This post made me laugh so hard.

    Ironic, that out of the both of us, my boyfriend has his Hodir rep at full.....

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  2. Thank you so much for starting my morning with incredible laughter!

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  3. Hee hee... it was one of those things that started off sort ot innocently, then quickly went downhill into the gutter.

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  4. Heh. Kinnavieve ain't never managed to successfullies Thrust the Spear. I thinks she's just a little too innocent fer ta do the deed.

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  5. The most important thing to remember about Thrusting the Spear is to find your rhythm and stick to it. Too fast, you'll have to cool down for a bit, too slow and you'll find yourself thrown out.

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