Some amusing quotes from the news story: "Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence"
"Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help".
"... officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4 to 5 foot-tall fence.
"... the man was overconfident in his abilities, and that alcohol likely played a role".
"His name was not released".
The lesson here? Don't ninja. Its dangerous.