Friday, November 20, 2009

Let this be a lesson to all the ninjas

Some amusing quotes from the news story: "Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence"

"Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help".

"... officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4 to 5 foot-tall fence.

"... the man was overconfident in his abilities, and that alcohol likely played a role".

"His name was not released".

The lesson here? Don't ninja. Its dangerous.


  1. That's hilarious. If only we could do the to people's characters

    That's gonna make me Lol all day long.

  2. Sword waving ninja fails
    WEYMOUTH, Mass. — Police say a man dressed liked a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a Weymouth dry cleaner. According to police, a convenience store clerk called police Monday after she noticed a man walking into the store wearing a ski mask and carrying a sword in a sheath on his belt. When the man noticed her, he pulled his mask off and asked if she was calling about him, police said.

    When she said she was, police said the man left the store and walked into nearby Galaxy Cleaners.

    There, police said he pointed a sword at the register and asked a clerk to give him all the money inside. Police said he left after she told him she couldn't open the drawer.

    Police still are searching for the man, who witnesses said appeared to be in his late 20s