This is the only sort of bracketology I am caring about right now since my basketball team (Carolina) sucked ass this year, leaving me to mutter "2005... 2009... 2005... 2009..." to myself repeatedly.
I would like to point out that us elves beat out the trolls! Yeah! Though seriously, we could take them zombies. If zombies are really this powerful, perhaps we all need to join the Zombie Combat Club.
Yep, turns out there is an actual, real Zombie Combat Club. Their objective? "To educate the public on effective blade, bludgeon, and unarmed combat techniques to eradicate the threat of the living dead". They even have a book coming out on Amazon in April!
Seriously, the stuff people come up with amazes me.